dampsandwich: houston we have a problem. im not an astronaut and i got on the wrong plane
cokeflow: my sense of humor is almost as dry as my love life
my summer is going to be better than everyone else’s summer sry not sry
Top 5 sweetest fruits
sexpigeon: petervidani: Peaches Figs Clementines Tag Savage Zack Sultan The Suite Life of Zack and Tag and Clem and Fig and Peaches and Peter.
i’ll probably get caught in a hurricane.– me being super positive about my upcoming trip to alabama
Top 1 worst fruit
pissing myself in excitement for july. BEACH HOUSE ON THE GULF SHORE FOR A WEEK. YES PLEASE.
bedpole: wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
“if i know i’m going to a party tomorrow night then i know not to go out drinking tonight” i’m old and rational
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if IPAs didn’t make me barf i’d drink this so hard.