but here's the thing.

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How to give a great handjob

• Use your mouth.

THIS NEVER GETS OLD.

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saturday is going to be just what i need.

i just have to survive until then.

i am getting the best requests such as:

• invite more single, tall and skinny boys
• invite more lesbians
• buy booze for my sister’s 18 year old friends.

which reminds me…

megan, do you need alcohol? 

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#wigggins #my friends just want to get laid #i just want my friends to get laid

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this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

“you’re not going to throw up on him unless you’re ignoring your body…but then some guys like that”

oh my god my mascara is running.

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Comptine D'un Autre Ete : L'Apres Midi Yann Tiersen

Yann Tiersen - Comptine D’un Autre Ete : L’Apres Midi

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“Even now, I’m not really sure which parts of myself are real and which parts are things I’ve gotten from books.” —(via tellzorrawr)

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“I used to think I was the only one who felt things, but I really am only one infinitely small part of an aching humanity.” —Go Ask Alice (via inspiretoexplore)

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