- Use your mouth.
THIS NEVER GETS OLD.
i just have to survive until then.
i am getting the best requests such as:
- invite more single, tall and skinny boys
- invite more lesbians
- buy booze for my sister’s 18 year old friends.
which reminds me…
megan, do you need alcohol?
“you’re not going to throw up on him unless you’re ignoring your body…but then some guys like that”
oh my god my mascara is running.